The United States of America, According to Texans [IMAGE]


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  • I think Texas is a little too small in your graphic, but other than that it is right on. It reminds me of my friend hanging out with a bunch of Europeans who were badmouthing Americans. When they realized who was with them they stopped. He said, “Go on, continue. I know you think we are rude, cowboys, warmongers, uppity, etc.” They looked at him in amazement that he knew what they thought of us. They asked, “What do Americans think of us?” My friend replied, “Well, we think (..awkward pause..) Actually, we don’t think about you.”

  • That looks about right. Specifically, that Texans exclude Delaware and the area in Maryland directly adjacent to Delaware which is excluded simply by proximity.