At some point between 2:00AM and 4:00AM, this conversation took place between Abigail (my pregnant wife), and myself:
ABIGAIL: HELP! HELP! HELP!!!!
ME: What’s wrong?! What’s wrong?!
ABIGAIL: Get away from me… you’re dangerous.
ME: Ummmm… no I’m not.
And that was it! Hopefully that made you smile for a moment!