How I’m able to justify staying in the shower longer each morning

I’m able to justify staying in the shower longer each morning because of this one thing:

I preach to myself rather than sing to myself.

People do all kinds of weird things in the shower, one of which is sing… but I’ve found that I can’t remember all the words to most songs and therefore make up all kinds of words that quickly irritate my wife… she also doesn’t appreciate my shower singing voice.

Therefore, I preach – for my sermons tend to be a lot longer than my songs.